| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Pratfall | Catcher | 6 | 32 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dump-Off, Block, Dirty Player | n |
7 | Laugh | Catcher | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block | -ma |
11 | Harlequin | Blitzer | 20 | 45 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle, Diving Tackle | d |
2 | Chuckle | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
13 | Toothsome | Catcher | 7 | 19 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, Dodge | d |
10 | Grins | Catcher | 18 | 56 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, +ST, Dodge, Tackle | m, n |
7 | Grins | Thrower | 13 | 31 | Pass, +MA, Strong Arm, Accurate | n |
5 | Whoopee | Catcher | 8 | 15 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block | d |
1 | Grin | Catcher | 2 | 11 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block | m, n |
3 | Funnybone | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | d |
2 | Hilarious | Catcher | 14 | 50 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, Dump-Off, Dodge | m, n |
1 | Smiler | Catcher | 7 | 19 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, Dodge | d |
16 | Cheshire | Catcher | 2 | 3 | Catch, Nerves of Steel | d |
15 | Chuckle | Catcher | 9 | 42 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, +ST, +MA, Block | n |
6 | Tragedy | Lineman | 26 | 34 | Block, Dodge, Side Step | -av, m |
8 | Comedy | Lineman | 34 | 32 | Block, Dodge, Dirty Player | n |
7 | Banana In Your Ear | Thrower | 20 | 31 | Pass, Accurate, +MA, Kick | m, n |
6 | Jack in the Box | Lineman | 2 | 5 | | n |
3 | Funnybone | Lineman | 18 | 23 | Block, Dodge | d |
14 | Grin | Catcher | 23 | 86 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, +ST, Dodge, Tackle, Mighty Blow | m, n |
4 | Clownin' Around | Lineman | 32 | 21 | Block, Kick | m, n |
3 | Mime | Lineman | 5 | 8 | Block | d |
1 | Funnybone | Lineman | 17 | 28 | Block, Kick | -ma, d |
1 | Clown | Lineman | 2 | 1 | | d |
12 | Joker | Blitzer | 58 | 65 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle, Diving Tackle, Leap | d |
16 | Smirk | Catcher | 13 | 25 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, +MA, Block | m, -av |
15 | Giggles | Catcher | 25 | 68 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dump-Off, Leap, Block, Pass | -av |
2 | Smile | Catcher | 26 | 65 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, Tackle, Pass Block, Dodge | |
14 | Laugh | Catcher | 16 | 52 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, Dodge, Pass Block, Dirty Player | n |
14 | Whoopee! | Catcher | 1 | 0 | Catch, Nerves of Steel | d |
13 | Humor | Thrower | 22 | 33 | Pass, Strong Arm, Accurate, Sure Hands | -st |
12 | Faux Flower | Catcher | 9 | 34 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, Dodge, Tackle | n |
4 | Great Puns of Fire | Catcher | 12 | 31 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dump-Off, Block, Dodge | n, m |
11 | Jester | Blitzer | 62 | 132 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball, Diving Tackle, Pro | n, n |
10 | Joker | Blitzer | 17 | 20 | Block, Side Step, Guard, Dodge | d |
9 | Practical | Lineman | 29 | 9 | Block | n |
8 | Slapstick | Lineman | 22 | 19 | Block, Dodge | d |
7 | Pratfall | Lineman | 21 | 4 | | m, n |
6 | Flop | Lineman | 24 | 26 | Block, Dodge | d |
5 | Banana Creme Pie | Lineman | 51 | 57 | Block, Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick | m |
4 | Slain | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
3 | Barb | Lineman | 16 | 5 | | m, n |
2 | Wit | Lineman | 13 | 6 | Block | m, n |
1 | Melvin | Lineman | 17 | 16 | +ST, Block | -ag, -av |