| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Soylent Greenskin | Goblin | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Chutney | Goblin | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Bratwurst | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
12 | Coleslaw | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Cumberland Sausage | Pogoer | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Block | |
11 | Billy Bear "Sausage" | Goblin | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | |
14 | Pulled Pork | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
13 | Breaded Ham | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Sausage Roll | Goblin | 12 | 29 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Corned Beef Slice | Goblin | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
10 | Quiche Lorraine | Goblin | 16 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | m, d |
9 | Black Pudding | Goblin | 16 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, m |
7 | Hors D'oeuvre | Goblin | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
6 | Spicy Meatball | Bomma | 18 | 3 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -ma |
4 | Rotisserie Chicken | Fanatic | 18 | 17 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Mighty Blow, Grab | |
3 | Roast Beef | Looney | 17 | 10 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dodge | -ma |
5 | Spring Roll | Pogoer | 9 | 11 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Side Step | m, n |
2 | Charcutier | Troll | 18 | 21 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm | |