| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Tax Cheat | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
16 | The Madcap Laffs | Bomma | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
13 | Chainsaw Joe | Looney | 10 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -av |
14 | Vicious Gossip | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
10 | Cheater | Goblin | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | -ma |
6 | Fatso | Goblin | 14 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
6 | Felon | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
12 | Real Deal | Fanatic | 15 | 14 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Grab | d |
14 | Widowmaker | Looney | 10 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
13 | Half Mad | Bomma | 11 | 10 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Sure Feet | |
12 | Shredder | Fanatic | 2 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -ma |
10 | Thief | Goblin | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
9 | Heretic | Goblin | 19 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -av |
8 | Sinner | Goblin | 13 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
6 | Glutton | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
4 | Card Cheat | Goblin | 17 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | |
3 | Snitch | Goblin | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | n |