Past Players of Hammerhead Badger
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | The Wily Domino Phenomenon | Blitzer | 9 | 21 | Block, Dodge, +MA | n |
8 | Recent Phonebooth Pasta | Witch Elf | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block | |
12 | Unchecked Craptree Phase IV | Thrower | 13 | 34 | Pass, Accurate, Sure Hands, Safe Throw | n |
11 | Conn Yiddish | Blitzer | 19 | 77 | Block, +MA, Guard, Dodge, Dauntless, Nerves of Steel | n |
10 | Troubled Water | Lineman | 15 | 14 | Block | m |
8 | Flushed | Lineman | 9 | 18 | Block, Dodge | n, d |
5 | The Living Rock Sewing Machine | Lineman | 13 | 7 | Block | |
4 | Pancreas | Lineman | 1 | 2 | | d |
3 | Low Definition Dictionary | Lineman | 15 | 9 | Block | m |
2 | Crates of Shoehorn Buckles | Lineman | 15 | 7 | Block | |
1 | Argyle Machete | Blitzer | 22 | 77 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge, Leap, +MA | |