| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Biggest Bestest Boy | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
16 | Gogurt Jr. | Ogre | 11 | 22 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm | d |
10 | Bibimbap | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, -ma |
9 | Ol' Sneakypie | Gnoblar | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
7 | Bogdonavich | Gnoblar | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
15 | Rush Limbaugh | Gnoblar | 13 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m, -av |
19 | Charlee Garm | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
18 | Eva Flandrena | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
17 | John Eyndy | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
5 | Gogurt's Sister | Ogre | 3 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate | -av |
16 | Goomba | Gnoblar | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
17 | Melanie Adame | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
5 | Gogurt's Brother | Ogre | 4 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate | -av |
19 | Delaney Litsa | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
7 | Sweet Leaf | Gnoblar | 13 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, -ag |
15 | Fancy Lad | Gnoblar | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
13 | Leelo | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
19 | Vincent Imberwick | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
16 | Curtis | Gnoblar | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -st, -ag |
14 | Big Boy | Gnoblar | 17 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m, d |
11 | Old Man Withers | Gnoblar | 21 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | m, d |
12 | Tha Smart Wun | Runt Punter | 33 | 56 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Kick Team-Mate, Block, Leader, Guard, +ST | -ma, d |
7 | Bok Choy | Gnoblar | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
6 | Pig | Gnoblar | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
15 | Kip | Gnoblar | 13 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
6 | Personah | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
12 | Zonz | Gnoblar | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Free-Z-Pop | Gnoblar | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
13 | FOOBAR | Gnoblar | 20 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, n |
2 | Nobel Surprizez? | Ogre | 36 | 57 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Guard, Stand Firm, Pro | d |
8 | Old Man Withers's Wife | Gnoblar | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
7 | Pinkie | Gnoblar | 16 | 23 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sure Feet, Catch | d |
8 | Old Man Withers | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
9 | Mom | Gnoblar | 37 | 36 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sure Feet, Sprint, Catch | m, m, n, m, d |
10 | Furby | Gnoblar | 41 | 11 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | m, -av |
11 | Delicious Chili Smell | Gnoblar | 9 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | -ma |
12 | Bert | Gnoblar | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
13 | FUBAR | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
14 | Passin' Out | Gnoblar | 18 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sure Feet | m, d |
15 | Lord Passer Guy | Gnoblar | 12 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Hail Mary Pass | -av |
16 | Folly | Gnoblar | 21 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av |
5 | Gogurt | Ogre | 31 | 41 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Dodge, Guard | n, d |
3 | Imma Passah | Ogre | 36 | 28 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Guard | d |
2 | Nobel Prizez? | Ogre | 4 | 5 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate | -av |