| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | John Cahone | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Jonn Tally-Wacker | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Jonn Small-Berries III | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
13 | John Brown-Star Cowboy | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | John Small-Berries Jr. | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Jon Doobie | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Jonh Big-Bootae II | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
14 | John Johnny-Jon | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | John Brown-Star | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 20 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | -ag |
11 | Jonn Bronco | Chaos Halfling | 17 | 31 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tentacles, Side Step, Sure Feet | -av, -av, d |
9 | John Yo-Yo Dine | Chaos Halfling | 16 | 30 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sprint, Diving Catch | d |
8 | Jonn "Doctor" Lizardo | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
7 | Jon Big-Bootae | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Catch | d |
6 | Jon Small-Berries | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, -av |
4 | Jonny Chop-Chop | Carver | 11 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
3 | John Free-Shittin | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 26 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Claw, +AV | d |
2 | Jon Wide-Stump | Troll | 10 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, +MA | d |
1 | Jon Hairy-Berries | Chaos Spawn | 5 | 11 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block | m, n |