Past Players of Professional Halfling Chefs
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Ainsley Harriot | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Gordon Ramsay | Punter | 1 | 2 | Kick, Dodge, Hail Mary Pass, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Simon King | Mootguard | 1 | 0 | Pro, Dodge, Stand Firm, Stunty | d |
2 | Gary Rhodes | Catcher | 1 | 0 | Catch, Dodge, Nerves Of Steel, Stunty | d |
4 | Delia Smith | Borrower | 1 | 0 | Strip Ball, Dodge, Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | Levi Roots | Treeman | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate | d |