| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Vilppi | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | Beef II | Minotaur | 1 | 5 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal | d |
11 | Impi | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Poju II | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Poju | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Al II | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Vegan II | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
7 | Megan III | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Al | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
7 | Megan II | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
6 | Wench III | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -ma, d |
11 | Wife | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
6 | Wench II | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
15 | Rätinä | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
11 | Spare | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Megan | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
12 | Vegan | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
11 | Dishwasher | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Waitress | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Waiter | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Busboy | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | d |
6 | Wench | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
5 | Maid | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, n |
1 | Beef | Minotaur | 17 | 56 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Tackle, Shadowing, Block, +AG | n, m, n |