Past Players of Kitchen Night Mares
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Mountain Pleasure Cake | Horror | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Jump Up, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Throw Team-Mate | d |
10 | Chocolate Fountain Trotter | Horror | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Jump Up, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Throw Team-Mate | d |
5 | Beefy Mustang | Greater Horror | 6 | 7 | Dodge, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | d |
4 | Coq O Mare | Flamer | 3 | 0 | Leap, Sprint, Safe Throw, Very Long Legs, Bombardier, No Hands, Regeneration | -av |
3 | Soufflamer Pony | Flamer | 2 | 0 | Leap, Sprint, Safe Throw, Very Long Legs, Bombardier, No Hands, Regeneration | -av |