| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Renfrew Humphreys | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
9 | Scotty Longbrow | Lineman | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
3 | Lavinia Boffin | Butcher | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Fan Favourite, Right Stuff, Stab, Stunty | d |
8 | Tallow Burroughs | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
10 | Scotty Longbrow | Lineman | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
9 | Francis Bean the Third | Lineman | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
3 | Sham 'Cleaver' Cleats | Butcher | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Fan Favourite, Right Stuff, Stab, Stunty | -av |
9 | Geronimo Patchberry Jr | Lineman | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
10 | Wattmutch Pandycot | Lineman | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
9 | Gamwise Codgerwood | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Hartmundus Millberries | Lineman | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
7 | Luitpoldus Patchpond | Lineman | 11 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -av |
4 | Titus Bramblefoot-Winkins | Kicker | 15 | 5 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | m, d |
3 | Gaff Hogberry-Patch | Butcher | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Fan Favourite, Right Stuff, Stab, Stunty | n |