Past Players of Cheaty Wotsits
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Bato Boltrocket | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
5 | Jaxibald Fizzbuttons | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
13 | Klezy Fizzleclamp | Goblin | 9 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -st |
10 | Tinkette Sparkwrench | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Slizex Scrollsnipe | Goblin | 15 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Block | d |
5 | Glelope Shadowscrew | Looney | 8 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | -ag, -av |
4 | Izzitwizz Leafbub | Fanatic | 10 | 7 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Mighty Blow | m, d |
2 | Salibbles Peddledigger | Kicker | 7 | 0 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | Blixee Pickbutton | Pogo Stick | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | -st |