Past Players of Short Slackers
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Lucky Lance | Alligator Warrior | 3 | 0 | Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Fast Fred | Eagle Warrior | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, d |
15 | Fat Fredric | Alligator Warrior | 5 | 9 | Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | d |
2 | Restless Rune | Eagle Warrior | 4 | 10 | Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Silly Sam | Pygmy | 5 | 2 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Loser Leonard | Pygmy | 4 | 10 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
5 | Dreadful Dave | Pygmy | 4 | 2 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |