| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Stephen Bannon | Runner | 1 | 0 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | -ma |
16 | Sarah Huckabee Sanders | Deathroller | 1 | 0 | Dirty Player, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Loner, No Hands, Secret Weapon | |
12 | Sean Spicer | Blitzer | 9 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull | m, d |
2 | They will pay for the wall | Blocker | 6 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | m, d |
1 | Your birth certificate is a fraud | Blocker | 16 | 17 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Stand Firm | d |
15 | I think, I'm actually humble | Runner | 25 | 44 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Kick, Leader | d |
11 | Kellyanne Conway | Troll Slayer | 6 | 2 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull | d |
12 | Sean Spicer | Blitzer | 11 | 12 | Block, Thick Skull, +ST | -ag |
13 | Jared Kushner | Blitzer | 12 | 27 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Tackle | -av |
14 | Stephen Bannon | Runner | 23 | 71 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Dodge, Side Step, Block, Fend | d |
4 | My IQ is one of the highest | Blocker | 5 | 7 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | -ag, -st |
2 | They will pay for the wall | Blocker | 9 | 5 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
1 | Your birth certificate is a fraud | Blocker | 9 | 4 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |