| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Sockett | Big 'Un | 5 | 0 | | d |
5 | Oddbod | Big 'Un | 8 | 11 | Block | d |
12 | Doctor Fettle | Little Big 'Un | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
12 | Doctor Fettle | Little Big 'Un | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
4 | Sockett | Big 'Un | 19 | 19 | Dodge, Block | m, -ma |
9 | Mr Jones | Little Big 'Un | 29 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
10 | Rubbatiti | 'Uge Big 'Un | 12 | 31 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Strong Arm, Grab | n |
14 | Mr Vivian | Little Big 'Un | 26 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | -ag |
13 | Doris Mann | Little Big 'Un | 36 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | m, d |
12 | Doctor Fettle | Little Big 'Un | 11 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | Rubbatiti | 'Uge Big 'Un | 7 | 13 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | n, -ag |
8 | Albert Potter | Little Big 'Un | 43 | 39 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Jump Up, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m |
4 | Sockett | Big 'Un | 16 | 25 | Block, Mighty Blow | d |
5 | Oddbod | Big 'Un | 35 | 54 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm | d |
10 | Doctor Fettle | Little Big 'Un | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
9 | Mr Jones | Little Big 'Un | 14 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Valeria Watt | Big 'Un | 42 | 80 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Stand Firm | d |
1 | Detective Sergeant Sidney Bung | Big 'Un | 22 | 27 | +MA, Dodge | d |