Past Players of Fun-eral-Esc-ort-Serv-ices
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Albert Spinestein | Skeleton Lineman | 3 | 7 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Wrestle | |
16 | Albert Spinestein | Skeleton Lineman | 1 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | |
12 | Bone-Voyage | Skeleton Lineman | 3 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | |
10 | McRibs | Skeleton Lineman | 1 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | m |
13 | Walther Ribcage | Skeleton Lineman | 11 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
12 | Bone-Voyage | Skeleton Lineman | 21 | 6 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Wrestle | |
10 | McRibs | Skeleton Lineman | 15 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | m |
1 | Settra the Imperishable | Tomb Guardian | 27 | 35 | Decay, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | -ma |