Past Players of Thus Blocked Zarathustra
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Rainbow Rythms | Hobgoblin | 2 | 3 | | d |
18 | Albert Goldhawk | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
3 | Jeff | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
7 | Graham Stronghammer | Hobgoblin | 5 | 0 | | d |
11 | Get Me A Kebab | Hobgoblin | 4 | 3 | | d |
12 | No winter clothing | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
11 | Negative Orgones | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | -ag |
9 | Clean Shirt | Hobgoblin | 8 | 22 | Sure Hands, Block | d |
8 | Tube Up His Nose | Hobgoblin | 11 | 7 | Block | d |
7 | Big Mad Andy | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 3 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
4 | Johnson | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -ma |
3 | Jeff | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 8 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | d |