Past Players of Hello Friends
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | JimmyFantastic | Blocker | 9 | 12 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | d |
5 | El Matto | Troll Slayer | 27 | 32 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard | -st |
11 | The Disgraced Liam Fox | Blocker | 9 | 6 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | -ma |
10 | Ian Duncan Smith | Blocker | 19 | 21 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
8 | Jeremy Corbyn | Blocker | 6 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -st |
7 | JimmyFantastic | Blocker | 4 | 7 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | n |
2 | FantFoxx | Blitzer | 24 | 39 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, +AG | m, d |