| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Gucci Gang | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Block | d |
4 | Joost | Berserker | 5 | 0 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up | d |
17 | Zachary Goldstream | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Block | d |
10 | Timo Ulf-Werner | Ulfwerenar | 3 | 0 | Frenzy | d |
9 | Tony | Lineman | 16 | 18 | Block, Tackle, Pro | d |
4 | Steven Seagull | Lineman | 11 | 3 | Block | m, d |
17 | Aaron Hideoushawk | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Block | d |
6 | Gomis | Lineman | 9 | 10 | Block, Tackle | -av, m, d |
10 | Simon Pegg | Lineman | 19 | 7 | Block, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Sheldon Cooper | Catcher | 6 | 19 | Block, Dauntless, Dodge, Tackle | m, d |
6 | Keith Floyd | Lineman | 7 | 0 | Block | d |
7 | Declan Harp | Berserker | 47 | 89 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dauntless, Stand Firm, Wrestle | m, r |
15 | Holly | Lineman | 34 | 7 | Block, Dirty Player | -av, -av, m, d |
8 | Phil | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Block | d |
14 | Reecius | Berserker | 29 | 41 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Pro | -ag, -av, m, m, d |
13 | RK | Lineman | 6 | 0 | Block | |
12 | Zlat | Lineman | 33 | 8 | Block, Diving Tackle | -av, n, m, d |
11 | liddle | Lineman | 44 | 37 | Block, Wrestle, Tackle, Frenzy | n, m, m, d |
10 | Donzo | Lineman | 18 | 7 | Block, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Steves wife | Lineman | 20 | 6 | Block, Guard | d |
8 | Stephen not Steve | Lineman | 5 | 2 | Block | -ma |
7 | Clancy | Lineman | 7 | 9 | Block, Tackle | -ma |
6 | Bob | Lineman | 11 | 8 | Block, Tackle | m, d |
5 | Chaos Brett | Thrower | 48 | 55 | Block, Pass, Sure Hands, Leader, Kick-Off Return, Safe Throw | -av, m, d |
4 | Barry Roth | Catcher | 20 | 39 | Block, Dauntless, Dodge, Side Step, Catch | n, m, m, d |
3 | Lawrence | Ulfwerenar | 22 | 39 | Frenzy, Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | m, d |
2 | Jack WeakSauce | Ulfwerenar | 24 | 52 | Frenzy, Block, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle, Guard | m, d |
1 | Big Dave | Snow Troll | 53 | 98 | Frenzy, Claw, Disturbing Presence, Loner, Wild Animal, Mighty Blow, +AV, Guard, Stand Firm, Break Tackle | m, m, n, m, r |