Past Players of Really Rare Rodents United
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | The Soot | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
8 | Sprockets | Gutter Runner | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Block | d |
3 | Murderous Rage | Gutter Runner | 10 | 20 | Dodge, Pass Block, +AG | n |
13 | The Ook | Gutter Runner | 12 | 7 | Dodge, Catch | m, -ma |
12 | Saline Sally | Lineman | 15 | 6 | Block | m, -st |
8 | Sparks | Gutter Runner | 13 | 22 | Dodge, Block, Jump Up | -av, -ma |
5 | Abominable Joe | Thrower | 18 | 10 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate | d |
11 | Line Of Diagonally | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | m, n |
9 | Linear Beta | Lineman | 16 | 12 | Block | -av, m, -av |
8 | Linear A | Lineman | 3 | 5 | | n |
6 | Heliopause | Storm Vermin | 9 | 8 | Block, +MA | n, d |
5 | Equinox | Storm Vermin | 1 | 2 | Block | d |
4 | Cantankerous Willie | Thrower | 20 | 43 | Pass, Sure Hands, +AG, Big Hand, Strip Ball | n, n |
3 | Weasly Craven | Gutter Runner | 10 | 21 | Dodge, Catch, Block | d |
2 | Greased Lightning | Gutter Runner | 23 | 55 | Dodge, Catch, Sure Feet, Sprint, Leap | d |
1 | Big Gopherman # Uno | Rat Ogre | 29 | 57 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Block, Pro, Tackle, Guard | d |