| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | John Surly | Lineman | 2 | 5 | | d |
3 | Gouge Berzerkeley | Blitzer | 8 | 34 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Side Step | d |
7 | Rudewhig Hittgenstein | Lineman | 9 | 38 | Block, Dodge, Side Step | -ag, d |
16 | Specious Rhetoric | Witch Elf | 10 | 31 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, Nerves of Steel | d |
2 | Baroque Spinehoser | Blitzer | 28 | 72 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Side Step, +AG | n, n |
9 | Charlie Piercer | Lineman | 17 | 15 | Block | d |
13 | Tomaso Kine-ass | Thrower | 19 | 35 | Pass, Accurate, Sure Hands, Safe Throw | n |
8 | David exHumed | Lineman | 2 | 1 | | d |
16 | Specious Rhetoric | Witch Elf | 35 | 49 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | -av |
13 | John Stuart Kill | Thrower | 16 | 52 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Safe Throw, Sure Feet | -av, -st |
4 | Gorge Berzerkeley | Blitzer | 41 | 76 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Leap, Dodge | n, m, n |
2 | Baroque Spinehoser | Blitzer | 32 | 52 | Block, Tackle, Guard, Dodge, Side Step | n, n |
3 | Anselm the Dark Saint | Blitzer | 49 | 73 | Block, Strip Ball, Tackle, Leap, Dodge | d |
2 | Baroque Spinehoser | Blitzer | 3 | 4 | Block | d |
16 | Specious Rhetoric | Witch Elf | 3 | 1 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy | m, n, -st, n |
15 | Prima Causa | Witch Elf | 59 | 73 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Nerves of Steel | d |
13 | David exHumed | Lineman | 5 | 8 | Block | m, -ag |
10 | Willard Swine | Lineman | 49 | 62 | Block, Dodge, Side Step, Guard | n |
14 | Ludewhig Hittgenstein | Lineman | 55 | 48 | Guard, Dodge, Block | n |
13 | David exHumed | Lineman | 3 | 5 | | d |
11 | Baroque Spinehoser | Lineman | 5 | 2 | | d |
10 | Willard Swine | Lineman | 5 | 7 | Block | d |
9 | William "The Razor" Ockham | Lineman | 11 | 13 | Block | m, -ag |
8 | Charles Piercer | Lineman | 20 | 34 | Dodge, Block, Side Step | n, n |
7 | Rene Debauched | Lineman | 38 | 36 | Dodge, Block, Side Step | n, n |
5 | Hegel Mary | Thrower | 45 | 80 | Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw, Sure Feet, Dodge, Strong Arm | n, d |
1 | Arthur Sharpenedhorner | Blitzer | 31 | 51 | Block, Guard, Dodge, Side Step, Tackle | n, n |