| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Angry Bouncer | Anointed Blitzer | 3 | 1 | Block, Regeneration | d |
8 | Voicemail | Anointed Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block, Regeneration | d |
2 | Ballroom Blunder | Tomb Guardian | 11 | 21 | Decay, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Block | d |
11 | Midnight Munchies | Anointed Blitzer | 3 | 0 | Block, Regeneration | n |
11 | Kebab Shop Receipt | Anointed Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block, Regeneration | -av |
5 | Morning Migraine | Anointed Blitzer | 9 | 7 | Block, Regeneration, Tackle | d |
5 | Booming Headache | Anointed Blitzer | 8 | 13 | Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow | n |
12 | Unnerving Amnesia | Anointed Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block, Regeneration | d |
14 | Lost Wallet | Skeleton Lineman | 7 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | n |
12 | Selective Amnesia | Anointed Blitzer | 10 | 13 | Block, Regeneration, +ST | d |
4 | Rough Awakening | Tomb Guardian | 10 | 19 | Decay, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Guard | -ma |
11 | Embarassing Flashbacks | Anointed Blitzer | 25 | 32 | Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Dodge, +AG | m, d |
10 | Messaging History | Anointed Thrower | 2 | 1 | Sure Hands, Pass, Regeneration | d |
9 | Never Again | Anointed Thrower | 6 | 11 | Sure Hands, Pass, Regeneration, Dodge | d |
8 | Sloth | Skeleton Lineman | 29 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | m, d |
7 | Amnesia | Skeleton Lineman | 28 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | n |
5 | Regret | Skeleton Lineman | 16 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
4 | Existential Despair | Tomb Guardian | 4 | 10 | Decay, Regeneration, Block | d |
2 | Walk of Shame | Tomb Guardian | 27 | 39 | Decay, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, +MA, Guard | d |
1 | Hangover | Tomb Guardian | 7 | 18 | Decay, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Guard | -st |