Past Players of Destro, You Idiot!!!
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | KPOP = LIFE | Rotter | 1 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | |
15 | Character from a Different Cartoon | Rotter | 1 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | |
14 | HEAVY BOXING | Rotter | 3 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | |
13 | Hack Computers with Robot Rats Again | Rotter | 1 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | |
9 | Cobra Funhouse | Pestigor | 4 | 17 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Mighty Blow | d |
8 | Cold Slither | Pestigor | 11 | 20 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Claw | |
9 | Strickland Propane | Rotter | 5 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | m, d |
8 | Cobra Network Television | Pestigor | 4 | 10 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Tackle | d |
11 | Host a Really Mean Telethon | Rotter | 14 | 6 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Dirty Player | d |
9 | Mind Control Animals | Rotter | 2 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | d |
8 | Hack Computers with Robot Rats | Rotter | 2 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | d |
7 | Fix a Mayoral Election | Rotter | 18 | 9 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Guard | m, -av |
3 | The Baroness Is: Jacque Chirac | Bloater | 8 | 17 | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, +ST, Tentacles | d |