| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Model T II | Pump Wagon | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain | d |
15 | Pelé | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
4 | The Snotmobile II | Pump Wagon | 8 | 26 | Ball & Chain, +MA, Block | d |
16 | Attack! Attack! Attack! | Snotling Mob | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Hit me Morten | Snotling Mob | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
15 | Mortens Banemand | Snotling Mob | 7 | 4 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
14 | Sacrifice to Morten | Snotling Mob | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Model T | Pump Wagon | 11 | 32 | Ball & Chain, Block, Tackle | d |
13 | Oudemansiella | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
11 | Hypsizygus | Snotling Mob | 10 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST | n, d |
10 | Gamundia | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Diplomitoporus | Snotling Mob | 3 | 4 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Cyphellostereum | Snotling Mob | 8 | 14 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
4 | The Snotmobile | Pump Wagon | 4 | 0 | Ball & Chain | d |
3 | Le Connoiseur | Troll | 11 | 35 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Tackle | d |
1 | Halitosis | Troll | 11 | 16 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Pro, Pass | d |