| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Gordon "GG" Gardner | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Icarus Inflated Ballon Jr. | Doom Diver | 2 | 0 | Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop | d |
11 | Deamon D. Don Dong | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
15 | Baby Boomer | Bomma | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
14 | Gordon "GG" Gardner | Goblin | 15 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
15 | Moss Mess | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Damon Deamon | Goblin | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
10 | Walter Waterclosed | Goblin | 16 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -ag |
6 | Looney Dom | Looney | 18 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -ag |
5 | Theobald Niall Toon aka TNT | Bomma | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
10 | Orestes the Offender | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Theodor Nathaniel Toon aka TNT | Bomma | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -st |
9 | Annoying Adam | Goblin | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
5 | Theodor Nathaniel Toon aka TNT | Bomma | 3 | 10 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Jump Up | |
3 | Hurto Boghurto | Fanatic | 16 | 7 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Mighty Blow | m, d |
14 | Unsinkable Sam | Goblin | 13 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, d |
12 | Albert Einstoned III | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Earnest the Important | Goblin | 16 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
1 | Tooll | Troll | 23 | 34 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm | d |
13 | Samuel Oneofthesedays | Goblin | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Albert Einstoner II | Goblin | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | n |
16 | Icarus Inflated balloon | Doom Diver | 38 | 29 | Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop, +MA, +MA | m |
12 | Samuel Someday | Goblin | 3 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
6 | Looney Tom | Looney | 22 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, d |
15 | Francis the Fool on the hill | Goblin | 16 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, d |
14 | Aloisious the Ambiugous | Goblin | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
13 | Albert Einstoned | Goblin | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
12 | Joe the Cool | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
11 | Earnest the Important | Goblin | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag |
10 | Eberhardt the Offender | Goblin | 21 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | m, m, -ma |
9 | Alastor Adamonious the Anxious | Goblin | 18 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Sneaky Git | -av |
8 | Geoffrey Boozer | Goblin | 28 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player | n, d |
7 | Sir Loser | Goblin | 13 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -ma, m, m |
6 | Jack the Flipper | Looney | 2 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
5 | Theodor Nathaniel Toon aka TNT | Bomma | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -av, -ma |
4 | Jumpin' Jack | Pogoer | 40 | 97 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Side Step, Sure Feet, Sprint, Jump Up, Diving Catch | m, d |
3 | Harvey III of Butchersville | Fanatic | 15 | 18 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Mighty Blow, Grab | -st |
1 | Toll | Troll | 11 | 19 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Block | -st |