| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Lucky Lucky Bingo Bango | 'Ooligan | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Disturbing Presence, Fan Favourite, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
17 | Brian Dirtyhammer | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Whacky Flappy The Happy Chappy | Doom Diver | 5 | 13 | Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop, Leap | m, d |
14 | Double Decker Toilet Trouble | Goblin | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Regrettable Teenage Fan Fiction II | Goblin | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, -ma, d |
4 | Counterfeit Royalty | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, d |
12 | Audience Participation Trophy II | Goblin | 12 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av, -ag |
10 | Inexorable Decline II | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
8 | Regrettable Teenage Fan Fiction | Goblin | 5 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Irreversible Procedure | Goblin | 21 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, m, m, d |
12 | Regrettable Teenage Fan Fiction | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Major Misunderstanding | Goblin | 22 | 27 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST, Catch | m, m, n, d |
10 | Egregious Behaviour | Goblin | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
8 | Inexorable Decline | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Audience Participation Trophy | 'Ooligan | 12 | 5 | Dodge, Disturbing Presence, Fan Favourite, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | The Palace Chef | Looney | 22 | 16 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dodge, Side Step | m, d |
4 | The Prince Regent | Pogoer | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty | -ma |
3 | The Lord Chamberlain | Fanatic | 4 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -st, m |
1 | King Dumb-Dumb | Troll | 7 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | -av, n |