| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Frantic Francis | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
16 | Turning Tammy | Fanatic | 1 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
9 | Jazzy Jeff | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | Saw 'em Souxie | Looney | 6 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, n |
16 | Dangerous Dave | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Whirling Wendy | Fanatic | 7 | 4 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
15 | Spinny Susan | Fanatic | 5 | 4 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | m, n |
12 | Slippy Smithers | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Grumbling Grayson | Goblin | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Cheap Shot Charlie | Kicker | 10 | 10 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | m, n |
7 | Dizzy Diane | Fanatic | 5 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
3 | Bomber Brindley | Bomber | 7 | 15 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Pass | d |
1 | Buzzsaw Barley | Looney | 7 | 1 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |