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Past Players of Pastrami Posers
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | Take Away Jimmy | Halfling Catcher | 2 | 0 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 10 | Triple Sauce Tom | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
| 10 | Jango Fat | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 6 | Sousage Sam | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
| 14 | Chad Super Churro | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
| 4 | Super Tasy Ted | Halfling Catcher | 13 | 8 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | |
| 12 | Gentle Belly George | Halfling Catcher | 18 | 0 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
| 5 | Roasted Beef Larry | Halfling Catcher | 4 | 6 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 8 | Pow Pow Peter | Halfling Hefty | 1 | 0 | Fend, Dodge, Stunty | d |
| 4 | Big Shot Jacko | Halfling Hopeful | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
| 16 | Derek Dudley Dude | Halfling Hopeful | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
| 15 | Sonny Marzipan | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
| 15 | Frozen Steak Stevie | Halfling Hopeful | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 14 | Morgan Mayo | Halfling Hopeful | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 12 | Sudden Chomp Chad | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 16 | Spicy Sam | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 11 | Salty Bite Barton | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 6 | Raw Meat Marcus | Halfling Hopeful | 15 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
| 14 | Jack Ravioli | Halfling Hopeful | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
| 10 | Bubblegum Geremy | Halfling Hopeful | 20 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
| 14 | Old Tuna Tony | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
| 11 | Flaming Fat Ferguson | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 9 | Frozen Yogurt Freddy | Halfling Hopeful | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
| 7 | Leopold Sudden Brunch | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
| 4 | Fredo Bancon Master | Halfling Hopeful | 9 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | |
| 12 | Dripping Source Fred | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
| 10 | Toby McPotty | Halfling Hopeful | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
| 6 | Pork Jelly Jordan | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 5 | Frying Pan Peter | Halfling Catcher | 15 | 28 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, Side Step | d |
| 7 | Brutal Bacon Berty | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 15 | Steven Salsa Soul | Halfling Hefty | 15 | 10 | Fend, Dodge, Stunty, Leader | n |
| 11 | Fatso Fatt Plate | Halfling Hefty | 9 | 0 | Fend, Dodge, Stunty | -ma |
| 5 | Mozzarella Marlowe | Halfling Hopeful | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
| 14 | Frozen Steak Fonzie | Halfling Hopeful | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
| 12 | Tommy Tortillia | Halfling Hopeful | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 5 | Burger Blaster Bob | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 9 | Boba Fat | Halfling Hopeful | 16 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m |
| 7 | Furious Fork Fred | Halfling Hopeful | 17 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
| 14 | Chocolate Charles | Halfling Hopeful | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
| 12 | Donny Donuts | Halfling Hopeful | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
| 12 | Larry Lasagna | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 7 | Sour Garlic Sam | Halfling Hopeful | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 6 | Pulled Pork Sonny | Halfling Catcher | 24 | 76 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, +MA, Pro, +MA, Side Step | d |
| 12 | Tommy Total Tomato | Halfling Hopeful | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
| 6 | George Gourmé | Halfling Catcher | 4 | 17 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, Side Step | |
| 3 | Baked Potato Berry | Halfling Hopeful | 35 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, m |
| 11 | Harry Angry Ham | Halfling Hopeful | 22 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
| 4 | Kebab Curtis | Halfling Hopeful | 33 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m |
| 16 | Chendler Chip Chipotle | Halfling Hopeful | 37 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
| 6 | Cruel Cake Chester | Halfling Catcher | 9 | 36 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Hands, Sure Feet, Jump Up | |
| 16 | Jubba the Ham | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 7 | Burger Blaster Berty | Halfling Hopeful | 11 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 4 | Sammy Salty Salami | Halfling Catcher | 4 | 6 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | |
| 9 | Nacho Villa | Halfling Hopeful | 21 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
| 3 | George Royal Cheese | Halfling Hopeful | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
| 7 | Bobby Spaghetti Bolognese | Halfling Catcher | 6 | 19 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, Jump Up | |
| 4 | Ice Cream Cold Cody | Halfling Hopeful | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 12 | Roast Beef Joe | Halfling Hopeful | 14 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 5 | Poppy Awesome Pot | Halfling Hopeful | 31 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle | -ma |
| 16 | Popof Bomb Burger | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
| 11 | Fray French Fries | Halfling Hopeful | 14 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sprint | m |
| 10 | Jerry Evil Jelly | Halfling Hopeful | 46 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle | m |
| 16 | Lanny Lasagna | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
| 15 | Neil Ham Strong | Halfling Hopeful | 27 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m, m |
| 14 | Percy Pizza Killer | Halfling Hopeful | 30 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
| 10 | Gugu Gambuccio | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
| 5 | Kenny Doom Pasta | Halfling Hopeful | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 16 | Sonny Sad Spaghetti | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
| 12 | Sandwich Sam | Halfling Hopeful | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 1 | Toby The Tyrant Tomato | Treeman | 17 | 33 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Guard, Grab, Break Tackle | |
| 15 | Meat Balls Barney | Halfling Hopeful | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
| 12 | Tedious Tomato Ted | Halfling Hopeful | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
| 9 | Mozzarella Marty | Halfling Hopeful | 10 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
| 7 | Tacos Terry | Halfling Hopeful | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
| 12 | Extra Cheese Bert | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
| 8 | Pepperoni Pizza Pete | Halfling Hopeful | 70 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
| 12 | Hot Dog Doyle | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
| 5 | Salty Sam | Halfling Hopeful | 14 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 16 | Lunch Time Timmy | Halfling Hopeful | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
| 14 | Bad Breakfast Berry | Halfling Hopeful | 13 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | m |
| 11 | Gorgeous Cheese George | Halfling Hopeful | 17 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m, -ma |
| 6 | Barbecue Bob | Halfling Hopeful | 32 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 16 | Billy Spoon of Destiny | Halfling Hopeful | 5 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | |
| 15 | Fat Boy Slimmy | Halfling Hopeful | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
| 14 | Fighting Fries Freddy | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | |
| 13 | Hot Bacon Harry | Halfling Hopeful | 18 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
| 12 | Bad Beefsteak Jerry | Halfling Hopeful | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
| 11 | Meat Balls Barney | Halfling Hopeful | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
| 10 | Mad Meatloaf Micky | Halfling Hopeful | 20 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | |
| 9 | Roasted Rommy | Halfling Hopeful | 16 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | |
| 8 | Sausage Joe | Halfling Hopeful | 11 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | |
| 7 | Big Baloney Berry | Halfling Hopeful | 16 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
| 6 | Sammy Salami | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
| 5 | Smoked Rib Rob | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
| 4 | Sparerib Bob | Halfling Hopeful | 26 | 41 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST, Side Step, Sure Feet | |
| 3 | Peter Chop Pork | Halfling Hopeful | 29 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | |
| 1 | Gogol Salty Salad | Treeman | 17 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Guard, Grab |