Past Players of S. Park Cows
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Ripley | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 1 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
12 | Lexa | Enslaved Minotaur | 8 | 10 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Juggernaut | m, m, n |
2 | Peter | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 12 | 10 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | m, d |
10 | Michael | Hobgoblin | 3 | 0 | | n, d |
9 | Madison | Hobgoblin | 13 | 3 | | -ma |
7 | Walt | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 17 | 7 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | -ag |
6 | Garret | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 17 | 7 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | -ag |
2 | Reggie | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |