| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
17 | Osmond Grottytree | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
12 | Starlink | Lineman | 6 | 1 | | d |
10 | Solar City | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | d |
13 | Model S | Lineman | 3 | 1 | | d |
11 | Model X | Lineman | 12 | 0 | | d |
10 | X Æ A-12 | Lineman | 8 | 0 | | d |
19 | Osmond Whitehawk | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
12 | Starlink | Lineman | 11 | 10 | Kick | m, -ma, n |
10 | Model S | Lineman | 2 | 3 | | d |
6 | Nuke Mars | Lineman | 17 | 16 | Dodge, Block | m, -ag, m, d |
4 | Roadster | Catcher | 19 | 53 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block, Side Step, Sure Feet, Shadowing | r |
6 | Roadster | Catcher | 2 | 6 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block | -ma |
8 | Solar City | Lineman | 7 | 0 | | n, d |
13 | Nuke Mars | Lineman | 7 | 2 | | d |
11 | X Æ A-12 | Lineman | 11 | 10 | Kick | m, n, d |
10 | Model X | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | -av |
1 | Elon Musk | Wardancer | 31 | 99 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Wrestle, Strip Ball, Side Step | m, m, m, -av, r |
17 | Fredrick Hardfire | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
1 | Elon Himself | Wardancer | 1 | 5 | Block, Dodge, Leap | d |
1 | Model S | Wardancer | 4 | 4 | Block, Dodge, Leap | d |
7 | Supercharger | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | -av, -st |
13 | Solar City | Lineman | 8 | 6 | Block | m, d |
12 | Starlink | Lineman | 26 | 32 | Dodge, Block, Guard | -av, d |
8 | Roadster | Catcher | 21 | 45 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block, +AG, Side Step | d |
12 | Starlink | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | -ma |
6 | Semi | Lineman | 24 | 11 | Block | -ag, -av |
11 | Autopilot | Lineman | 13 | 12 | Dodge | d |
6 | SpaceX | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
11 | SpaceX | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
10 | Neuralink | Lineman | 20 | 16 | Dodge, Guard | -ma, n |
9 | Boring Company | Lineman | 54 | 58 | Dodge, Block, Tackle, Side Step | m, m, m, m, r |
8 | Solar City | Lineman | 10 | 3 | | m, d |
7 | Supercharger | Lineman | 14 | 19 | Dodge, Guard | m, n, n |
6 | Autopilot | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | m, d |
5 | Model X | Lineman | 17 | 11 | Dodge | n, m, m, d |
4 | Model Y | Lineman | 35 | 17 | Kick, Wrestle | m, d |
3 | Not a Flamethrower | Thrower | 47 | 92 | Pass, Accurate, Strong Arm, Sure Hands, Safe Throw, Leader | -st, -av, m, n, -ag |
2 | Model 3 | Wardancer | 51 | 210 | Block, Dodge, Leap, +AG, Mighty Blow, +ST, Tackle, Side Step, Strip Ball | -av, m, m, m, -av, r |
1 | Model S | Wardancer | 16 | 37 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Tackle, Strip Ball, Mighty Blow | -ma, d |