Past Players of Not the squishiest rats
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Qetch | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | n, d |
13 | Qetch | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | -av |
9 | Qhrinq | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | m, m, d |
2 | Tietal | Gutter Runner | 3 | 11 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle | d |
9 | Scrabba | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
2 | Zhet | Gutter Runner | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block | |
12 | Tueek | Lineman | 8 | 2 | | m, d |
9 | Tritch | Lineman | 4 | 2 | | m, d |
11 | Xalk | Lineman | 16 | 6 | Dirty Player | m, m, d |
10 | Znong | Lineman | 15 | 7 | Kick | m, -st |
9 | Chratch | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
8 | Esqoung | Lineman | 15 | 2 | | -ag, d |
7 | Qortch | Thrower | 12 | 11 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block | -av |
6 | Chrit | Blitzer | 15 | 19 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | n, n |
2 | Strill | Gutter Runner | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block | -av |