| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
17 | Messiah Cybel | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
8 | Frodo Finnish | Gnoblar | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag |
7 | Nick Norwegian | Gnoblar | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av, n, d |
6 | Arpeggio Argentinian | Runt Punter | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Kick Team-Mate | m, d |
13 | Gary Grenada IV | Gnoblar | 18 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Lenny Liechtenstein II | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
9 | Monty Monaco III | Gnoblar | 13 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
7 | Irving Indian | Runt Punter | 4 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Kick Team-Mate | -av |
3 | Chang Chinese II | Ogre | 15 | 31 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm, Juggernaut | d |
6 | Tom Tuvalu II | Gnoblar | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
9 | Monty Monaco II | Gnoblar | 9 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag |
9 | Gary Grenada III | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
8 | Ned Nauru III | Gnoblar | 25 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, -av, d |
7 | Gary Grenada II | Gnoblar | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag, d |
12 | Moses Marshall Islands II | Gnoblar | 18 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, n, -st, m, -av |
8 | Ned Nauru II | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag |
16 | Arnold Australian | Ogre | 31 | 44 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm, Piling On | m, m, d |
16 | Gary Grenada | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | |
15 | Moe Malta | Gnoblar | 39 | 4 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av |
1 | Rob Russian II | Ogre | 35 | 68 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, +AG, Guard, Block, Stand Firm | m, m, d |
13 | Steve Saint Kitts and Nevis | Gnoblar | 25 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, -st, m, -av, -av |
12 | Moses Marshall Islands | Gnoblar | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av |
11 | Lenny Liechtenstein | Gnoblar | 25 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, n, -av, n |
10 | Sammy San Marino | Gnoblar | 41 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | m, m, m, -av |
9 | Tom Tuvalu | Gnoblar | 13 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma, d |
8 | Ned Nauru | Gnoblar | 9 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
7 | Monty Monaco | Gnoblar | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
6 | Vince Vatican | Gnoblar | 17 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m, n, d |
4 | Andy American | Ogre | 45 | 71 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm, Grab | m, m, d |
3 | Chang Chinese | Ogre | 21 | 35 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle, Piling On | -ma, d |
1 | Rob Russian | Ogre | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate | d |