Past Players of Have I got news for you
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Hit and Run | Linemen | 4 | 0 | Thick Skull | n, m |
16 | Sean Strongbone | Linemen | 6 | 0 | Thick Skull | -ma |
18 | Evander Coldfist | Linemen | 1 | 0 | Thick Skull | d |
15 | George Silentfist | Linemen | 6 | 0 | Thick Skull | n, m |
17 | Albert Coldshield | Linemen | 1 | 0 | Thick Skull | d |
7 | Larcany | Rogue | 1 | 0 | Shadowing, Dodge, Stab | d |
9 | Larceny | Rogue | 5 | 0 | Shadowing, Dodge, Stab | -ma, d |
11 | Anarchy | Brawler | 6 | 2 | Wrestle, Thick Skull | -ma, d |
9 | Larceny | Rogue | 4 | 4 | Shadowing, Dodge, Stab | m, n |
11 | Entertainment | Linemen | 1 | 0 | Thick Skull | -ag |
10 | Charity | Linemen | 11 | 7 | Thick Skull, Block | m, m, -st, m |
9 | Foreign affairs | Linemen | 3 | 0 | Thick Skull | -av |
8 | Sport | Linemen | 19 | 7 | Thick Skull, Block | -av |
7 | Weather | Linemen | 10 | 9 | Thick Skull, Block | m, d |
6 | Hit and run | Runner | 1 | 0 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | d |
3 | Strike | Ogre | 10 | 13 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | d |