| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Meatball | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
16 | Ham | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
6 | Ribs | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | |
11 | Beef | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av |
11 | Thigh | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
13 | Lamb | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
16 | Hamburger | Gnoblar | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av |
7 | Wings | Gnoblar | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
10 | Thagann Thighslicer | Runt Punter | 13 | 22 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Kick Team-Mate, Leader, Break Tackle | m, n |
6 | Lamb | Gnoblar | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
10 | Chicken | Gnoblar | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag |
14 | Pork | Gnoblar | 15 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
13 | Beef | Gnoblar | 13 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Sausage | Gnoblar | 13 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m, -av |
10 | Bacon | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
8 | Ham | Gnoblar | 16 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m, d |
7 | Salami | Gnoblar | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
4 | Lorzadd Loinchopper | Ogre | 11 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle | n, m |