| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Why Does It Hurt? | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Grace Falls Upon Us | Doom Diver | 4 | 2 | Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop | d |
15 | How many ones fit in six | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
7 | Smells Like Victory | 'Ooligan | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Disturbing Presence, Fan Favourite, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Existence is Pain | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
6 | Angel Ascended | Doom Diver | 12 | 36 | Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop, Dodge, Catch, Sure Feet | -av, d |
6 | Angel Descended | Doom Diver | 1 | 0 | Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop | d |
3 | The Kickbacker Mk. III | Looney | 6 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m |
9 | Actual, Literal Suffering | Goblin | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, -st |
16 | Why Do These Keep Dying | Goblin | 19 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m, d |
3 | The Justified Handicap | Looney | 2 | 5 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -av |
16 | Cant Play Sober | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | This Hurts Me More Than You | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | I Could Be Having a Drink | Goblin | 15 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
13 | Limited Spare Time | Goblin | 15 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
12 | 1/5 would not recommend | Goblin | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
9 | Am I a Masochist | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Please Stop, It Hurts | Goblin | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Why am I Doing This | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Such OTT, Much Skill | Doom Diver | 7 | 11 | Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop, Dodge | d |
3 | Full of Excitement | Looney | 3 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |