| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Andrus "The Commissioner" Peatmoss | Lineman3 | 1 | 51 | Block, Guard, Tackle, Stand Firm | d |
9 | I. P. Freely | Lineman3 | 1 | 0 | | n |
15 | I. M. Sparticus | Lineman5 | 3 | 0 | | |
9 | Damien "The Dam" Wilson | Lineman3 | 9 | 18 | Wrestle, Jump Up | d |
13 | Erica Kendricks | Lineman2 | 0 | 0 | | |
12 | Rando McRandom | Lineman2 | 1 | 0 | | |
9 | Pun'ch Mah'gutt | Lineman1 | 4 | 0 | | |
11 | Roberta "Scatter" Alford | Catcher4 | 20 | 51 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Pass Block, Dirty Player, Shadowing | -ag, d |
15 | James "No Neck" Hopps | Lineman5 | 17 | 12 | Wrestle | -st |
13 | Teagh "Kegstand" Sorvey | Lineman3 | 10 | 2 | | |
15 | James " | Lineman3 | 0 | 0 | | |
13 | Teagh "Kegstand" Sorvey | Lineman5 | 0 | 0 | | |
11 | Roberta "Scatter" McFadden | Catcher4 | 0 | 0 | Catch, Dodge | |
10 | Leon "Gnoblar Extreme" McFadden | Catcher3 | 18 | 51 | Catch, Dodge, +AG, Pass Block, +AG, Leap | n, m |
9 | Ash "Poker" Kadlek | Catcher2 | 6 | 51 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Tackle, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Brad "The Voice" Sorenson | Thrower2 | 20 | 22 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Leader | |
5 | John "Jilly" Boyett | Blitzer4 | 0 | 0 | Block | |
13 | Imma Temp | Lineman3 | 1 | 0 | | |
5 | Phillip Mahteem | Blitzer4 | 1 | 0 | Block | |
15 | Harold the Wonder Chimp | Lineman5 | 3 | 0 | | |
10 | Random Dallas | Lineman1 | 4 | 2 | | |
15 | Gilbert the Wonder Dog | Lineman5 | 3 | 0 | | -ma |
6 | Tyler "Naked" Wilson | Thrower1 | 10 | 50 | Sure Hands, Pass, +MA, Accurate, Leader | |
6 | Tyler "The Ball" Wilson | Thrower1 | 0 | 0 | Sure Hands, Pass | |
11 | Christian "Bungles" Thompson | Catcher2 | 10 | 33 | Catch, Dodge, Block, +AV, Shadowing | n |
13 | J.K. "Shuffle" Schaffer | Lineman3 | 9 | 58 | Wrestle, Nerves Of Steel, Tackle, +AG | -av |
16 | Eric Herman | Lineman6 | 18 | 24 | Guard, Block | -ag, -ag, -ma |
15 | Wesley Porscha | Lineman5 | 4 | 13 | Wrestle | d |
14 | Armonty Bryant | Lineman4 | 29 | 43 | Wrestle, Jump Up, +AG | m |
12 | Travis Frederick | Lineman2 | 18 | 33 | +AV, Block, Guard | -ma, n, n |
11 | J.K. Schaffer | Lineman1 | 0 | 54 | +AG, Wrestle, Tackle, Nerves Of Steel | |
10 | Tavarres King | Catcher4 | 6 | 59 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Jump Up, Guard | d |
9 | Jonte Green | Catcher3 | 10 | 32 | Catch, Dodge, +MA, Shadowing, Block | -av |
8 | Christian Thompson | Catcher2 | 0 | 33 | Catch, Dodge, +AV, Block, Shadowing | n |
7 | B. J. Daniels | Thrower2 | 10 | 31 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Dodge, Leader | -ma |
5 | Shea McClellin | Blitzer4 | 9 | 83 | Block, Guard, Tackle, Side Step, Dodge, Mighty Blow | m |
4 | Zaviar Gooden | Blitzer3 | 29 | 94 | Block, +MA, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Guard | -ag |
3 | Jack "Pirate" Sparrow | Blitzer2 | 0 | 45 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | |
2 | Jordan Reed | Blitzer1 | 20 | 128 | Block, +AG, +AG, +MA, Dodge, Tackle | |
1 | Spencer Strasmore | Ogre1 | 9 | 39 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Guard, Stand Firm | n |