Past Players of Cheese Eating Blender Monkees
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Giggles | Rat Ogre | 0 | 0 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal | |
17 | Richard Hideouslightning | Slave | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
12 | Queasy | Slave | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | -av, d |
11 | Sleazy | Slave | 10 | 21 | Dodge, Stunty, Block, Sure Hands | m, d |
11 | Derek Inappropriate | Slave | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
10 | Greedy | Slave | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | n |
9 | Groovy | Slave | 6 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Extra Arms | -st |
6 | Tetchy | Slave | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Two Heads | -ag |
6 | Smooches | Rat Ogre | 2 | 5 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal | d |
17 | Alexander Clearwing | Slave | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
13 | Red Mist | Slave | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
12 | Short Fused | Slave | 8 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Extra Arms | -ma, d |
11 | Tetchy | Slave | 4 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
10 | Temperamental | Slave | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | m, d |
8 | Irascible | Slave | 29 | 37 | Dodge, Stunty, +MA, Sure Feet, Two Heads | -ma |
9 | Irritatible | Slave | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
7 | Over Sensitive | Slave | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | -av |
4 | Kisses | Rat Ogre | 24 | 70 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal, Claw, Tentacles, Guard, Block | d |