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Past Players of Smorgasbord of Death
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 PlayerPositionGamesSPPsSkillsInjuries
16FattyHalfling10Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
16Frodo the FatHalfling20Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, n
14Red LeicesterHalfling40Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm
14Ken TuckyHalfling10Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
8Sausage SamHalfling93Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, -ag
14Josie SteakHalfling60Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff-ag, m, n
8Noodles NothinghillHalfling22Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
11Coq au VinHalfling816Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step-ma, d
8Noodles NothinghillHalfling20Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm
16Mart MarmeladeHalfling514Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Playerd
3Randy RaspberryHalfling10Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm
12Mr MustardHalfling824Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block, +MAd
6Petrus PieeaterHalfling45Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, n
16Mr. MarmeladeHalfling30Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
11Veronica VealHalfling712Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feetd
8Lamb Chop LambertHalfling56Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Stepm, n
7Heinrich HamHalfling68Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step-ma, m, n
6Chuckie ChickenwingsHalfling30Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
12Mårten MustardHalfling50Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff-ma
16Pickled CucumberHalfling53Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, n
4Hungry HankHalfling43Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
13Pork Chop PetterHalfling219Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackled
16Blackberry JonesHalfling25Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
11Shrimp CocktailHalfling76Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tacklem, n
13Pork Chop PaulHalfling20Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, -av
5Don Tomato SauceHalfling2022Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle-st, m, n
11Toast SkagenHalfling312Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Stepd
11Julius Ceasar SaladHalfling10Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
4Hamburger HankHalfling70Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
5Conny BeefHalfling56Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feetm, -av
5Airlifting AlbondigasHalfling15Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, -st
6Lord Lemon Pie IIHalfling136Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackled
11Honeycake HankHalfling50Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
13Pete PecorinoHalfling710Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG-av, n, m
15Helmuth HerringHalfling316Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle-ma, n
6Lord Lemon PieHalfling40Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff-av
12Mister MustardHalfling199Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catchm, n
4Ceasar SaladHalfling95Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff-ma, d
15Prego PaulHalfling10Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff 
11Hank HameaterHalfling70Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, -av
8Bobby BriocheHalfling2223Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Catch, Catchd
15Hamburger HankHalfling20Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
13Pork Chop PeteHalfling95Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff-av, d
5Sammy Spare-ribsHalfling1211Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Stepm, n
13Pieter PregoHalfling32Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, -ma
5Honey MelonHalfling58Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AGd
15Apple PieHalfling66Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Catchn
12Tasteless SaladHalfling126Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catchm, n
5Filet MignonHalfling410Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch-av, d
14Juice FruitsHalfling4419Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Blockn
13Pickeld HerringHalfling55Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, n
12Pork Chop PeteHalfling50Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, n
6Bernard BearnaiseHalfling1913Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Hail Mary Passd
5Sony SauerkrautHalfling43Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
12Beefcake BennyHalfling52Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, n
8Bo BriocheHalfling1723Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet, +AGn, d
15Garlic GaryHalfling53Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, n
11Hot SalsaHalfling2011Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Catchd
7Charlie ChickenwingsHalfling4573Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sprint, +MA, Block, Sure Feetd
16Johnny MarmeladeHalfling3718Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Guard, Side Stepn, m, n
14Annti PastiHalfling103Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
15Mrs. HayfootHalfling35Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff-av, d
16Robert RuccolaHalfling20Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
7Hot DogHalfling32Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
11Pieter PineapplepieHalfling60Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
14Leo Lemon-CurdHalfling45Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
14Peking DuckHalfling10Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, n
16Conny BeefHalfling40Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, n
5Quiche LorraineHalfling135Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff-av, d
6Bilboard BundyHalfling1414Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AGm, -ag
15Bo BeefHalfling80Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
14Gunnar GammeldanskHalfling42Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, n
13Albin AquavitHalfling2022Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block, Side Stepd
12Pickeld HerringHalfling1416Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Stepd
11Charlie ChèvreHalfling714Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catchd
8Apple BriocheHalfling1525Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA, Sprint-av, d
7Airlifting AlbondigasHalfling60Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff-av, m, -st
6Truffle MousseHalfling10Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffn
5Foie GrasHalfling22Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, n
4Smoked SalmonHalfling3116Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Tackled
3Raspberry PieHalfling5951Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Kick, Side Step, Dirty Player, +MAn, n
2CherrytreeTreeman7579Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Block, Pro, Guard, Break Tackle, +MA-ag, n