| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | The DUDE | Gnoblar | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag |
6 | Tommy Potatoes | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -st |
16 | Mr. Tiny | Gnoblar | 6 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | m, d |
14 | Leprechaun in the Hood | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
12 | Gnob of Rage | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Denzel Washingtogre | Ogre | 3 | 5 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate | d |
11 | Joe Pesci | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
10 | Danny De Vito | Gnoblar | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Punky Brewster | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
8 | Col. Sanders | Gnoblar | 16 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Eddie Spaghetti | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
6 | Tommy Potatoes | Gnoblar | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, n |
5 | Samuel L. Ogreson | Ogre | 12 | 37 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Piling On, Stand Firm, Guard | -av |