Past Players of 4 Cows of Fun
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Mean Bull | Minotaur | 22 | 82 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Claw, +ST, Block, +ST, Break Tackle | d |
11 | Achoot | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | | |
10 | Voot | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | | |
9 | Toot | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | | |
8 | Poot | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | | |
7 | Groot | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | | |
6 | Boot | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | | |
5 | Snoot | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | | |
4 | B'tok McSmok | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 9 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | |
3 | G'tak McSmak | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 17 | 54 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Piling On, +AG | n |
2 | Lord Bull | Bull Centaur | 20 | 76 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Break Tackle, Sure Hands, Frenzy, Block, +AG | n, d |
1 | Storm Bull | Minotaur | 2 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Block | n |