| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
17 | Xavier Palehawk | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
8 | Flan | Gnoblar | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n, d |
16 | Rachel Ray | Runt Punter | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Kick Team-Mate | d |
13 | Chow Mein | Gnoblar | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
6 | Crab Rangoon | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
8 | Flan | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m |
17 | Sean Vilebrook | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
16 | journeypuke #1 | Gnoblar | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | |
11 | Casssoulet | Gnoblar | 13 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
10 | Ribollita | Gnoblar | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m |
9 | C. Fraiche | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -st |
8 | S. Tartare | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
7 | Duck Laronge | Gnoblar | 15 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av, -st |
6 | B. Wellington | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
5 | Flay | Ogre | 16 | 43 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Stand Firm, Guard, Break Tackle | -st |
2 | Lagasse | Ogre | 6 | 34 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Guard, Stand Firm | d |