| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Gonna be big some day | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
15 | Raider | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | A little gobbo | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
14 | Mr Big Ball | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
16 | Really Small | Goblin | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Small too | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
16 | But Still Smaller | Fanatic | 2 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
15 | The Smallest ever | Goblin | 10 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Fanatica | Fanatic | 7 | 12 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Diving Catch | d |
2 | Way too small | Goblin | 11 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Sure Feet | n, m, n |
1 | Even Smaller yet | Goblin | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
13 | Smallest | Goblin | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
11 | Too Small | Goblin | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, d |
9 | MaM | Bomber | 17 | 14 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Accurate | d |
8 | Clint | Kicker | 8 | 5 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
7 | Red Baron | Bomber | 16 | 10 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Accurate | d |
2 | Samuel Johnson | Fanatic | 3 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
1 | Nietzche | Fanatic | 2 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |