| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Doom Diver Catapult | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Pass, Hail Mary Pass, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Blunderbuss | |
8 | Strange Way | Snotling Mob | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Which Way? | Snotling Mob | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Snotty | Snotling Mob | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
5 | El Carro CaĆdo | Pump Wagon | 5 | 10 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, Multiple Block | d |
4 | El Carro Muero | Pump Wagon | 10 | 14 | Ball & Chain, Block | d |
12 | Killing Way | Snotling Mob | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Way of (Self?) Destruction | Snotling Mob | 15 | 11 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST | m, -ma |
5 | El Moto Carro | Pump Wagon | 6 | 23 | Ball & Chain, Block, Pro | d |
4 | El Carro Mato | Pump Wagon | 6 | 8 | Ball & Chain, Block | d |
16 | Last and Least | Snotling Mob | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
16 | Last but not Least | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
15 | Stupid Snotlingeating Trolls | Snotling Mob | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | More South People | Snotling Mob | 13 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
12 | No Way | Snotling Mob | 9 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | South People | Snotling Mob | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | North People | Snotling Mob | 20 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Gurrrprestumpers | Spore Flinger | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Right Stuff, Poisoned Dagger, Sure Feet | d |
5 | El Carro Recuperado | Pump Wagon | 5 | 4 | Ball & Chain | d |
4 | El Carro Robado | Pump Wagon | 3 | 0 | Ball & Chain | d |
1 | Gurrr | Troll | 25 | 38 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Tackle, Multiple Block | d |