| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Nipp Stitcha | Shaman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Tasty Tarron | Goblin 01 | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Larry Licker | Riotous Rookie | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m, d |
8 | Matthew Matthew | Riotous Rookie | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
2 | Flotin Alon | Doom Diver | 7 | 10 | Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop, Block | d |
1 | Lickable Larry | Troll 1 | 7 | 11 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Break Tackle | -st, d |
16 | Saw On Chain | Saw On Chain | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Chainsaw, Loner, No Hands, Secret Weapon | |
16 | some geezer | Riotous Rookie | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
14 | Nickle Picker | Filcher | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
13 | Nottask Aven | Fan 09 | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Disposable | m, d |
10 | Bizkit Cookey | Fan 08 | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Disposable | |
9 | Bright-Eyed Lewwid | Fan 07 | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
9 | Food | Food | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Loner, Right Stuff, Stunty, Disposable, Swarming | d |
16 | Spat Spat | Bomma 02 | 5 | 10 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Side Step | d |
14 | Kink | Looney 03 | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Chainsaw, Secret Weapon | |
13 | Dizzy Daniel | Fanatic | 4 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
5 | Peggy Mcnurgle | Fan 06 | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Disposable | |
11 | Margaret Berch | Looney 02 | 16 | 6 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dodge | m, d |
2 | Jenny Ripoff | Fan 05 | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Disposable | m |
1 | Chosen from many | Fan 04 | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Disposable | |
8 | Child Mascot Competition Winner | Fan 03 | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Disposable | |
7 | Savannah Siguruk | Fan 02 | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Disposable | n |
7 | Komrad Dribblez | Troll 1 | 0 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate | |
12 | Preston Cyrus | Goblin 06 | 1 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
11 | Edward Yve | Goblin 05 | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
10 | Mya Lithe | Goblin 04 | 1 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
9 | Makenna Ragons | Goblin 03 | 1 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
8 | Aubree Rinim | Goblin 02 | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
7 | Aidan Quasee | Goblin 01 | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
5 | Maximus Druk | 'Ooligan | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Dirty Player, Disturbing Presence, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
4 | Sofia Eidanel | Pogoer | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Pogo Stick, Stunty | |
2 | Tanner Enda | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
1 | Lucille Mellamo | Looney | 1 | 6 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Leap | |