| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | The Stretcher | Warpstone Cultist 03 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
11 | Drunken Shirtless Fan | Fan | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
10 | Hot Nurse | Shaman | 5 | -1 | Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
2 | Piece of Raw Meat | Warpstone Cultist 02 | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | |
10 | Huge Ball Thunderstrike | Fanatic 02 | 3 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -ag |
15 | Secret Pup | Goblin 16 | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
12 | Jawbreaker | Fan | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
11 | Ice Cream Scooper | Doom Diver | 3 | 1 | Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop | n |
3 | Bootay Whoopie | Troll 3 | 3 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate | -st |
2 | Savemeh | Shaman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Mucky McPuffcloud | Mucky McPuffcloud | 1 | 0 | Hail Mary Pass, Disturbing Presence, Bombardier, Loner, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
14 | Giblet Slicer | Looney | 10 | 6 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dodge | m, m |
12 | Man Child | Goblin 15 | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
9 | Kink Stuff | Looney | 14 | 21 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Block, Dodge | |
4 | Surprise | Bomma | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
3 | Adelynn Laderic | Goblin 16 | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Adelynn Laderic | Riotous Rookie | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
4 | Zoe Pascheine | Riotous Rookie | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
3 | Cameron Tajule | Riotous Rookie | 1 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
11 | Little Willie | Filcher | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Sub | Goblin 04 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
9 | Slinky Dog | Goblin 03 | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Buzz | Goblin 02 | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Spat Spat | Bomma | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
4 | Chuck Hold | Fanatic | 0 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
3 | Kink | Looney | 0 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
2 | Spankie | Troll 3 | 4 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Guard | d |
1 | Master | Troll 1 | 7 | 11 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Guard | d |