Past Players of We Will! We Will! Bash You!
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Samuel Bashington | Renegade Human Lineman | 2 | 0 | | -av |
8 | Paxton Drunktard | Renegade Human Lineman | 2 | 2 | | d |
7 | Timmy Bashlord | Renegade Human Lineman | 11 | 0 | | d |
12 | Drunken Ericson | Renegade Human Lineman | 12 | 12 | Block | m, d |
11 | Arnold "Archie" Archer | Renegade Human Lineman | 4 | 0 | | d |
9 | Jean Claude Von Bash | Renegade Human Lineman | 16 | 7 | Dodge | n, d |
8 | Miles Hammerhand | Renegade Human Lineman | 6 | 5 | | -av |
7 | Rataticus Finch | Renegade Skaven Lineman | 2 | 0 | Animosity | d |
6 | Billy Bobby | Renegade Orc Lineman | 18 | 8 | Animosity, Block | m, n, -av |
1 | Moo Moo The Crazy Cow | Minotaur | 14 | 18 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Break Tackle, Juggernaut | n, m, -av |