Past Players of Four Elemental Futbolers Assoc
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Chipp | Skeleton Lineman | 1 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | n |
13 | Mombomb | Skeleton Lineman | 5 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | -av |
14 | Golden Flan | Skeleton Lineman | 11 | 4 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | m |
13 | Best Boy | Anointed Thrower | 4 | 3 | Sure Hands, Pass, Regeneration | -ma |
10 | Yellow Jelly | Skeleton Lineman | 6 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | n |
6 | The Worst Marlboro | Anointed Thrower | 17 | 30 | Sure Hands, Pass, Regeneration, Block, Kick-Off Return, Dodge | d |
5 | I dunno, some idiot | Anointed Blitzer | 5 | 4 | Block, Regeneration | n |