| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
22 | William Grottyfield | Snotling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | d |
12 | Gurp Stickyfeet | Snotling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | m, -ma |
1 | Cuddle Monster | Pump Wagon | 8 | 17 | Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Break Tackle, Guard | |
12 | Flappy Flapshead | Snotling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | m, -av |
10 | Snotti Snotson | Stilty Runna | 13 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
16 | Zit Scrotebag | Snotling | 12 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | d |
13 | Zip the Snotling | Snotling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | n |
12 | Snotti Snotson | Snotling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | n |
10 | Grool Sodmuncher | Stilty Runna | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Sputum Boilbrain | Fun-hoppa | 18 | 25 | Dodge, Leap, Side Step, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Diving Tackle | -ag |
3 | Krud Foulspew | Troll | 15 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle | m, -ma |
2 | Meat Grinder | Pump Wagon | 7 | 16 | Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Break Tackle, Grab | |
1 | Death Mulcher | Pump Wagon | 5 | 2 | Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon | -st |