Past Players of Kegs 'n' Kleenex
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Amir Pharysene | Stilty Runna | 1 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | |
15 | Patrick Bildon | Snotling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | d |
14 | Alex Derset | Snotling | 2 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming, Diving Tackle | |
11 | Aiden Annyk | Snotling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | d |
9 | Roman Zakarn | Stilty Runna | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |