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After the retirement of team Birch Bashers, Birchton and the Birch, as the forest the city lies in, was without a proper Blood Bowl team. Hence, a couple of kids got the idead of starting a new one.

The first few months went fine, until Sudden Hussain was hired for life as apothecary. Everything seemed ok at first, until it dawned upon the team that Sudden had forged his credentials. Out of ten players who have died playing for the team, but one happened when Sudden was busy helping someone else. His record failed attempts in a row is eight, with a strong contending contemporary row of 6 missed tries now.

Shuriken sar Thaardizar was the first to live out his days and retire normally, of age. Other legends, like Pelivathar Felagund have been left lying on the pitch dead from neglect on Sudden's side.
Shuriken has started a brothel specializing in Ent customers with a preference for halflings, where all ents are welcome.


The team has been trying to get back in the game for 18 games, after the incredibly bloody game against Inkaprettatori, the infamous Chaos team. One day we will be back to strength, and that will be a day of utter defeat for all horrible EMUs and the like.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Jump Up, Tackle
  5 0 5 0 1 1 22/31 170k
(188)k
 
2
Thrower
7 3 4 7
Pass
Safe Throw, Strong Arm
  12 21 0 0 0 0 21/31 140k
(135)k
 
3
Catcher
10 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Leap, +MA, Block
  8 1 10 0 0 0 31/51 160k
(198)k
 
4
Catcher
9 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
  2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 90k
(115)k
 
8
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Leader, Kick, Diving Tackle
  50 3 2 0 2 5 38/51 140k
(135)k
 
10
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Mighty Blow
  4 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 100k
(95)k
 
12
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Guard, Tackle
  41 0 0 1 9 3 35/51 190k
(143)k
 
13
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Tackle, Jump Up
  34 0 5 0 6 8 67/76 160k
(160)k
 
14
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Dodge
  26 0 2 0 2 3 25/31 110k
(128)k
 
15
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Dodge
-ma 52 2 3 0 5 1 26/31 110k
(110)k
 
16
Lineman
7 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
 
11 players  
Coach: phocuz Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 17  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1920k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:53 (22/13/18) |TD Diff:10 (145 - 135) |Cas Diff:-64 (31/18/6 - 60/43/16)
Last Opponent: Woods Begone

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Rough ChicksAmazon1000k110/0/050k2 - 11150k152/1/080k64k
JollysElf1060k100/0/070k1 - 21000k181/1/170k68k
Running AwayWood Elf1140k180/1/070k3 - 31260k191/1/060k52k
Dystopian Future reduxOrc1240k151/0/140k2 - 11120k203/2/180k50k
Acolytes of HoethHigh Elf1260k200/1/070k4 - 31250k160/0/080k43k
Spilling BloodChaos1360k170/0/080k3 - 21310k171/1/040k44k
Count Krusty's MinionsDark Elf1480k180/0/0190k2 - 01000k00/0/00k50k
boiled owlLizardmen1630k201/0/050k4 - 11560k182/2/010k48k
Guinea Pigs of FurySkaven1730k130/1/060k1 - 51590k313/0/060k71k
Running AwayWood Elf1820k150/0/060k2 - 31580k201/1/040k66k
Freak MenaceHigh Elf1910k233/0/020k3 - 11930k150/2/240k72k
Sci-Fi LizardsLizardmen1880k160/0/020k3 - 31820k190/1/030k51k
duisburg dynamixHigh Elf1920k180/0/060k3 - 11800k110/0/050k83k
EWADark Elf1970k181/0/010k3 - 51990k291/2/060k60k
duisburg dynamixHigh Elf1850k100/0/040k1 - 11940k110/0/070k83k
Salty Sea DogsDwarf1920k191/1/060k3 - 11800k141/2/020k75k
Bone TheaterUndead1920k160/0/030k3 - 11970k161/2/130k64k
Arabic GreetingsChaos1910k10/0/00k0 - 12040k160/1/160k74k
Lumber-jacksWood Elf1650k222/0/070k4 - 11580k140/1/130k71k
GlassbilenHigh Elf1670k120/0/070k2 - 21590k202/1/040k89k
TryingSkaven1770k210/0/070k4 - 31840k201/1/060k88k
KFCSkaven1770k191/0/030k3 - 41610k334/2/070k83k
Dark PropheciesDark Elf1740k100/0/030k1 - 21650k213/0/240k49k
Dark Guards Of The EmperorDark Elf1690k250/0/030k5 - 21780k171/1/020k74k
WoodMenWood Elf1780k192/0/050k3 - 31750k200/2/020k56k
Dead RingerzKhemri1880k130/0/070k2 - 11610k142/1/050k71k
Petadores de SlannLizardmen1890k100/0/010k1 - 21820k130/1/040k75k
Squeak EeeekSkaven1930k240/1/040k4 - 41880k261/0/120k71k
Grobbyn Hodd And His Merry MenOrc2020k151/0/060k2 - 01850k112/0/030k87k
Dirty Woods IIWood Elf2120k271/2/040k4 - 21990k202/1/040k74k
EWADark Elf2220k240/0/070k4 - 22300k181/0/030k97k
Same As It Ever WasChaos2280k191/0/060k3 - 12180k140/2/020k86k
Funky BowlWood Elf2380k171/0/040k2 - 52450k250/0/030k101k
InkaprettatoriChaos2410k221/0/080k4 - 22900k284/4/150k133k
Charbroiled ChefsHalfling2340k171/1/020k2 - 11860k162/2/140k102k
Wild WindWood Elf2090k261/0/140k4 - 41610k241/0/040k96k
Deepwood's BrothersWood Elf2190k263/0/060k4 - 32140k241/1/020k83k
BrainsBowlHigh Elf2130k161/0/050k2 - 32020k222/0/040k98k
RrrrratsSkaven2120k241/0/150k4 - 42060k210/0/040k127k
Hermandad De RoccoElf2210k120/0/120k1 - 12120k183/0/070k110k
Dalengard DefendersDark Elf2250k290/2/130k5 - 31900k230/1/040k97k
WochozWood Elf2340k231/1/010k3 - 32260k181/0/020k87k
Melting Like LemondropsElf2090k230/2/050k3 - 42250k240/0/130k115k
Forest FoolsWood Elf2090k243/0/010k3 - 32050k180/0/050k80k
Clan NosferatuDark Elf2130k190/1/020k3 - 51900k301/1/070k108k
Narggothrond FalconsDark Elf2140k270/1/060k4 - 62150k382/1/030k100k
Noldor StarsingersElf2260k150/1/010k2 - 31950k170/0/070k76k
Lords of PishasDark Elf2110k141/1/060k1 - 32200k191/0/160k98k
Dark PropheciesDark Elf2040k120/0/060k1 - 22250k120/0/080k110k
NenazasAmazon2110k60/0/060k0 - 21900k171/0/150k116k
Woods BegoneWood Elf2170k262/0/020k4 - 41890k221/0/040k80k
Dark HeartsDark Elf2250k230/0/030k4 - 42370k293/0/140k91k
Woods BegoneWood Elf1880k260/1/140k4 - 62060k341/1/050k94k