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Recent events had hit the gig economy hard. Live music was cancelled across the Old World and cabalvision concerts just didn't have the same atmosphere.

Band members had there wealth to fall back on and roadies could put their skills to use elsewhere but mascots were hit hardest. They had no prospect of cash from supporting their bands and missed the adoration of the roaring fans.

So it came to be that a bunch of mascots got together to come up with get-rich-quick schemes. John Hobgoblikon pointed out the fact that most sporting fixtures were still going ahead in a heavily regulated way, for safety purposes. This sounded dull...

As hope slowly diminished there was an sudden screeching outburst from Violent Mind, "Blood Bowl!". Murray conjured up a group vision of the brutal game and everyone perked up. After a celebratory mosh, where Baby Seal almost gave Knucklehead a concussion, Metal Mascot Mayhem were summoned into being.

John Hobgoblikon took up the captaincy, having initially sparked the sports idea. An eager fan was swiftly roped in to coach the team (mainly to fill out the required paperwork and arrange the matches). The coach took a deep breath and entered the team into the HDBC Sevens Series...

John tripped while dodging away from a Wardancer during the first match of the season. He suffered a fractured skull and huge embarrassment as it happened right on the side line in full view of the screaming crowd. After recuperating, he returned to the dugout as an assistant coach. Rather than become a Blood Bowl widow, John's partner Joan took to the field in John's barely used #1 shirt, snatching up the captaincy and pushing Mad Butcher to the bench!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Hobgoblin
6 3 3+ - 7+
Kick
  8 1 1 0 0 1 9/20 70k
(40+30)k
 
2
Hobgoblin
6 3 3+ - 7+
Wrestle
  12 1 1 0 1 1 11/20 70k
(40+30)k
 
3
Hobgoblin
6 3 3+ - 7+   13 0 0 0 0 1 5/18 40k
(40+0)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2+ - 9+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  13 0 0 0 8 2 26/24 130k
(70+60)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2+ - 9+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  13 0 1 0 2 1 12/20 100k
(70+30)k
 
6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2+ - 9+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  12 0 0 0 4 2 18/24 130k
(70+60)k
 
7
Bull Centaur
6 4 2+ - 9+
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Mighty Blow
  13 0 2 0 3 1 17/24 190k
(130+60)k
 
8
Hobgoblin
6 3 3+ - 7+
Sure Hands
  4 1 0 0 1 1 8/20 70k
(40+30)k
 
9
Hobgoblin
6 3 3+ - 7+
Dirty Player
  7 1 0 0 0 1 6/20 70k
(40+30)k
 
9 players
Coach: papa_laza_rou Re-Rolls (280k): 1  
Race: Chaos Dwarf 7s Dedicated Fans: 5  
Current Team Value: 1010k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 140k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1010k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (4/1/8) |TD Diff:-9 (8 - 17) |Cas Diff:-1 (14/3/3 - 13/8/0)
Last Opponent: Septus Eximius

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Dance Off!Wood Elf 7s600k91/0/050k1 - 0840k40/0/060k1k
Grave HopeNecromantic 7s610k60/0/160k0 - 1610k91/0/060k0k
Magnificient 7Human 7s660k112/0/060k1 - 0610k40/0/050k1k
7-Oclocks Wanner RockersDark Elf 7s720k91/0/070k1 - 0650k40/0/050k2k
Boreas Barbarians 7sNorse 7s750k70/0/060k1 - 1550k90/1/020k0k
Sylvan SepticsWood Elf 7s760k91/0/130k0 - 1690k91/0/050k1k
Seven Disgusting ElvesWood Elf 7s840k142/0/040k2 - 0540k81/0/010k1k
7 tailsLizardmen 7s910k80/2/070k0 - 3770k130/0/070k1k
[7s] BolitasSnotling 7s930k91/0/130k0 - 2360k182/2/050k1k
Grave HopeNecromantic 7s930k112/0/040k1 - 3930k275/3/090k2k
Dance Off!Wood Elf 7s780k112/0/010k1 - 2890k162/1/070k1k
Splinter's 7sSkaven 7s890k71/0/010k0 - 21040k100/1/080k2k
Septus EximiusDark Elf990k91/1/030k0 - 21260k141/0/070k1k